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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

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What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large