What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!