What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks