What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.