What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair