What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet