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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.