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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....