Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...