Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.