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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP