Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.