Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks