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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?
Because celery stalks
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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?
Mrs Hawking
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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
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What did the bunny ask his boss for?
A raise in *celery*.
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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?
Because celery stalks
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