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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!