Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

Who's there! Celery! Celery who?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry!