Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!