What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.