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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.