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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.