What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"