What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.