What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds