Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.