Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What did the termite say to the chair?

It was nice knawing you.

Plastic Bag Jokes More Plastic Bag Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.