Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag