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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Plastic Bag Jokes More Plastic Bag Jokes

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.