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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.