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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag