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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.