What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.