How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**