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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.