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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.