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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key