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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.