How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday