How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

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What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.