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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.