How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

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Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers