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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par