What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.