What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.