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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!