What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Who's there! Buddy! Buddy who?

Buddyfingers!