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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..