How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.