What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!