What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!