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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!