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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.