What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!