What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?