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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!