What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What do you call 8 rabbits?

A rabbyte

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

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What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.