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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!