Your in 8.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
A) Rabbyte!
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.