What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!