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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!