What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!