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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.