What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Where I from?

Please tell me.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.