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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...