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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!