What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.