What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people