What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent