Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.