How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!