How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.