What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!