What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.