What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!