What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.