What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.