What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"