What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Vas Deferen Jokes More Vas Deferen Jokes

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.