What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks