What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Who wins the election?

America.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates