What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!