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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!