Cereal Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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Slayer.

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They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

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A gambler might lose.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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The one percent

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In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor