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Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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Because he kept calling "One Love"

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

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What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.