Cereal Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Raisin Bran Jokes More Raisin Bran Jokes

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!