Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh