Cereal Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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What is the official cereal for the Rio Olympics?

Cheer-Rios

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison