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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear