Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Because of all the metal in their brains.

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They smuck

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape.

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A retarded ape.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!