They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
They don't like to get too close to the net!
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
De fishes
At a school for higher loining.
Because they always bombed their tests.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
A polar bear
Too many cheetahs