Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.