Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.