Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.