Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!