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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs