Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.