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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer