Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!