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Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

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What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.