Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.