Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.