Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!