Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.