Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ()

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

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Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.