Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

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How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.