Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.