Whoreigami
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
His shirts get all winkly.
Because he will always fold.
You fold it
They always fold.
By folding it in half.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Learning how to fold a map.
Fold it in half!
Folding money.