Because they're playing on console.
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe
Because they always miss.
Because their aims are white up my street
Because he can't aim steadily