Because they're playing on console.
Ask them if they play league.
Rustle
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
You can't.
The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Because their aims are white up my street