Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.