Because they're playing on console.
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
Because she used the other to sing
It's the bot that counts.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Because they always miss.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
