The Nintendo Wii-Tard
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they're playing on console.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To render the buildings on the other side
Praystation
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
It's the bot that counts.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They both have problems finding x.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
There were too many frames.
Aleve.
A paracetamole!
Just the First Order.
You can't.
Getting new shoes every week.
Wednesday
Not today.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
A competent liberal President.
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
To render the other side.
Too many frames.
