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Console Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What console does god use?

Praystation

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Console Gamer Jokes More Console Gamer Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

Render Jokes More Render Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Jfk Jr Jokes More Jfk Jr Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway