Because they're playing on console.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To render the buildings on the other side
Praystation
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
It's the bot that counts.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
They both have problems finding x.
Mine's 1920x1080.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A long necked toothbrush.
A kangamoo!
Too many frames.
They haven't got anti-aliasing.
There were too many frames.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
30 because that's peasants work.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
A flightoplankton.
