Because they're playing on console.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To render the buildings on the other side
Praystation
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
It's the bot that counts.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
They both have problems finding x.
Because they can't see if they close both.
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
About ten minutes.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A Ninutendo
The elevator men are on strike!
Pair-a-dice!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
You only need one nail for the frame
I've been framed.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
A Blasfemur
