Because they're playing on console.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To render the buildings on the other side
Praystation
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
It's the bot that counts.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
They both have problems finding x.
Too many incompatible drivers.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
Because they can't see if they close both.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
To render the other side.
Too many frames.
Ground beef
Cause it was snowed-in.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
A crashing bore.
The Game
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
On a piece rate.
Arfson
