Because they're playing on console.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To render the buildings on the other side
Praystation
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
It's the bot that counts.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
They both have problems finding x.
A buccaneer!
In Jeff Pesos.
Not right meow, I have a headache.
The noise gave her a headache.
It tastes better with jam.
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
Because they always miss the joke
They always miss the shot
A cup of Joe.
A Watermelon...
A Ninutendo
It Hertz.
A pterrorist
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
When it's intersected by a plane
