Console Gamer Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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What console does god use?

Praystation

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution?

1280x720

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION