Console Gamer Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the other side.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

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Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why repent?

I pented just last week.