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Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives