Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.