Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog