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Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Console Player Jokes More Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!