One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
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Too many incompatible drivers.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Your mom.
Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
The baby has a soul.
I know how to turn a PC on.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Rye-ot
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Because they're playing on console.
