Too many incompatible drivers.
They use Force quit.
Infidel Castro
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
A Dell.
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Because he was Uber busy.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week