What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac