Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
From PC
In the computerus.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because once go Mac you never go back.