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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese