What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.