Because 7 8 10.
Because he left the Windows open.
Your products are fruity.
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
Littering.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
He buys a new house.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
The Space Bar
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.
His hardware was Microsoft
Microsoft.
A. He uses "windows".
He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
A gras shopper.
You have toupee
Another pops up.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
The electrician knows where the ground is.
The ground!
A huge mess.
Because he is 2 square.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A Corgisbord.
Faith No More
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Nun of your business.
