Because 7 8 10.
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Because he left the Windows open.
Your products are fruity.
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy
Littering.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
He buys a new house.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
The Space Bar
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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His hardware was Microsoft
Microsoft.
A. He uses "windows".
He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Visa or Mastercard?
A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
Because they have a quidditch.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
A new last name.
A new last name
A space bar.
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