What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!