What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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They don't do liver

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?