Visa or Mastercard?
Honey, why the wrong face
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
It was Valenswine's Day.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Because it was not born yesterday.
Because he's nobody's fool!
