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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra