What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Engage.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.