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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.