What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.