What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.