What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)