What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast