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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!