What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What do Reddit and Duke University have in common?

They're both full of blue devs.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!