What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!