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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal