Oh, they'll tell you.
I didn't even know they were catholic.
We may never know the truth.
B flat.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
The punchlines are too long.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because my PC is a Dell.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.