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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

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He was a boar.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.