What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.