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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.