What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.