How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".