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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know