How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Previous Random Joke Next
Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.