How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".