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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Camouflage Jokes More Camouflage Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*