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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Camouflage Jokes More Camouflage Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.