Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Camouflage Jokes More Camouflage Jokes

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!