Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*