Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun