Camouflage Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Camouflage Training Jokes More Camouflage Training Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

John Cena Jokes More John Cena Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.