Camouflage Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

John Cena Jokes More John Cena Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile