Camouflage Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

John Cena Jokes More John Cena Jokes

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.