Camouflage Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Camouflage Training Jokes More Camouflage Training Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.