Camouflage Training Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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I'm stoked!

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"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Camouflage Jokes More Camouflage Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant