Camouflage Training Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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