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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What does a racist baker exclaim?

White flour!

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Fitter Jokes More Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.