Why did the former fitter turned baker ...

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.