Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

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Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.