Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"