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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did you win?

Atrophy

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Fitter Jokes More Fitter Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"