Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.