Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.