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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.