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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader