Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.