Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.