How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

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Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste