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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste