How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)