How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste