How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste