How does a yoga instructor turn down an...

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)