How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste