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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste