What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)