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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste